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Emily buys an iPad specifically to read her subscribed substacks 😂

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Dean subscribes only to Rory's Substack and prints each one out to read and then put on the fridge 😂

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Ick vibes from Dean

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Richard is the first paid subscriber 🔥🔥 this was so fun to read!!

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I think Lane's substack will also have a deep dive into everything music. She would get nitty-gritty into all the latest band and different kinds of music. and also how these music is made.

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this is so on point esp Richard and Emily’s!! 😂

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Read this while also watching Gilmore girls which was very satisfying 😂

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i love this so much!! richard being rory’s 1st paid subscriber is so 🥹🥹

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I am a huge fan of gilmore girls and this was so much fun to read. Love it!!

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obsessed with this

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This post is so fun! You nailed the descriptions.

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Thank you!

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Thank you!

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This is so good, spot on! I laughed at Luke’s - then he would get all huffy anytime Lorelai makes fun of him for it 😂

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He also has 60 drafts unfinished which he knows he will never post!

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Kirk posts “how tos” but about basic life things like “how to act in a grocery store”

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Yes! He would have 9 different substacks! He’d be using the media platform to promote his videos

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Luke prints Rory’s pieces to go on the back of his diner menus, and Emily forwards all of Rory’s pieces to her friends in the DAR.

Also very convinced that Paris aggressively checks to see if she or Rory has more subscribers 😂

Omg - and I also want someone in the cast to do an anonymous gossip column on Emily’s maids.

This post made my WEEK

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Yesss! Love the gossip columns. Emily reads them knows exactly what maid submitted it but can’t remember her name!

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I loved this!

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Dave posts about music and upcoming artists compared to the oldies and would a massive music tech reviewer

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